What the hell kinda name is Asphyxia, anyway? That's what Johnny wants to know about Asphyxia Noir, his wife's friend. But what he really wants to know is why she's always hangin' around his and his wife's home, jobless. When he finds her again in the morning, sitting at their bar drinking orange juice after his wife already left for work, he leans into her about freeloading again. But the tattooed, black-haired sexpot knows that Johnny's just interested in her, so she dives deeper to see how far he'd go. Turns out Johnny goes BALLS DEEP into her wet pussy while his wife is at the office. Maybe she should stick around, after all...